Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Barber Shop

Went in for a haircut in the morning at the usual place. People present: me in the understudy barber's chair, the understudy barber, the head barber, a patron waiting for his turn and a patron getting a shave. The following takes place:

Scene:

Guy walks in, grabs a paper sitting down on the bench and talks to whoever is listening.

Guy [Enthusiastically]: Ivala bandh anta.. university lo Telangana kosam kalchukunaru
(Today, a strike is called..someone self-imolated in the univeristy for the cause of Telangana)

Patron getting a shave [Curious]: Abayaa Amaayaa?
(Boy or Girl?)

Guy: Abay kalchukuni chachadu
(Boy died of his burns)

Patron getting a shave [Frustrated]: Chavalsinnolu chavaru!
(Those who are supposed to die, don't die!)

After a beat

Head Barber [Dispassionate]: Edhi aythe enti..holiday ayindhi.. girak aythadhi
(Whatever it may be..today is now a holiday..there will be business)

3 comments:

Unknown said...

hahaha.. tell the head barber not be so excited.. The TRS might soon strike the barber shop asking them to shut down during bandhs..

DuffuTalks said...

perfect
it outlines how common man gives a damn about day to day issues

Anonymous said...

that's really a keen observation. its a nice venue where clash of ideas of commoners takes place.